Finally, Salman Khan’s much awaited and highly looked up to film ‘Kick’ was released yesterday. It stars Salman Khan in the lead role, while Jacqueline Fernandez, Randeep Hooda, Nawazuddin Siddiqui appear in supporting roles. It is a remake of the Telugu film of the same name, and the screenplay was adapted by Nadiadwala and Chetan Bhagat.
We won’t really bore you with a detailed review of the film, but what we will do is that bring out a list of hilarious tweets by people on Twitter post release of this film. These people were genuinely frustrated with the movie and you’ll see how.
So go on, read them, laugh out loud, share with your ‘Bhai’ fans and then get back to worshiping Salman yet again, because #bhairoxx, right?
1. We’d rather not say a word about his driving skills! Oh, before you jump to any conclusions, this isn’t the former Indian cricketer.
2. This guy sure knows some Math.
By giving 5 star to #Kick @taran_adarsh has given more stars given by @annavetticad and @anupamachopra put together. What does that tell
— rajivsharma (@rajivWORLD) July 26, 2014
3. This guy looks genuine. Kindly contribute.
Collecting 1 and 2 rupee coins to throw at screen on Bhai’s entry scene and Jumme ki raat song. Please contribute generously. Thanks. #Kick
— Devil LOLendra Singh (@LOLendraSingh) July 25, 2014
4. Statutory warning, people.
Keep an eye around you while booking tickets for Kick. Woh apni Eidi lene zaroor aayega #3DaysToKICK #BhaiRoxx pic.twitter.com/u0C074CpY9
— गौRव (@bwoyblunder) July 22, 2014
5. How does this one look to you all?
Exclusive #Kick Poster on #KICKDAY. Will Salman Bhai’s bike start with only a #Kick? #BhaiRoxx pic.twitter.com/ziOU1m8tHo
— गौRव (@bwoyblunder) July 25, 2014
6. Did anyone else get a free kick here?
So the people who are getting to watch Salman Khan’s new movie #Kick without paying for the ticket, are getting a free-kick? #killMeNow
— Pro Noob (@pranavsapra) July 25, 2014
7. Only because he’s an ‘Adarsh’ reviewer (pun intended)
Taran aadarsh is so excited that he might give 6/5 stars to #KICK
— Gladiator (@stfu_veer) July 25, 2014
8. The mystery has finally been solved.
How Taran Adarsh rates movies #Kick pic.twitter.com/FDUgjMhj59
— Sunil (@akshaykanitkar) July 24, 2014
9. Did I mention that he gave 4.5 stars to Kick? Yeah. Hence the frustration. Fair enough.
Growing up, Taran Adarsh was addicted to this. The impact is now seen every single time he reviews a film : #Kick pic.twitter.com/ZDTkHlcSZ4
— $$Jhunjhunwala/Magal (@jhunjhunwala) July 24, 2014
10. Meanwhile, that’s Salman Khan on his Facebook
Salman Bhai’s Facebook Wall. #KICKDay #BhaiRoxx pic.twitter.com/Fin6IqE72j
— Gautam (@gautamverma23) July 25, 2014
11. I know, you’re not the only one.
My state of mind, before and after #KICK. #ReviewHiSamajhlo pic.twitter.com/XxUgzB8GZQ
— Aniruddha Guha (@AniGuha) July 24, 2014
12. Now, did you know that?
Watched #Kick. Great villain. Good hero. Salman Khan is also there.
— Aniruddha Guha (@AniGuha) July 24, 2014
13. Seriously, it’s high time we get bullet trains.
The way Salman Khan easily crossed railway line by walking in-front of train is the reason why India needs bullet trains #Kick
— EngiNerd. (@mainbhiengineer) July 24, 2014
14. Dear lord, please make it happen soon. Like real soon, okay?
Still Waiting for Baba Siddiqui to unite these two enemies #Kick #Bhairoxx pic.twitter.com/Is0al7FQQk
— गौRव (@bwoyblunder) July 24, 2014
15. The truth has been told.
Instead of watching #kick go buy a Being Human accessories or something. PS-Both are money wasting affairs .
— Piyush (@PJ_CRACKER) July 26, 2014
16. Damn you, irony.
Everyone on Twitter seems to hate Salman Khan’s latest film KICK.Which means it’s going to be a super duper mega blockbuster hit.
— José Covaco (@HoeZaay) July 25, 2014
17. Haah! How can we forget this joke?
Somewhere I feel that this statement by Salman Khan is too much Gayish – “Aap Devil Ke Peeche, Devil Aap Ke Peeche. Too Much Fun!”
— Bhak Sala (@bhak_sala) July 25, 2014
18. And then they blame me when I question their intellect.
Salman fans are amazing. They are putting up status messages like … “All set to get KICKed.. too much fun”
— Bhak Sala (@bhak_sala) July 25, 2014
19. That’s your classic ‘Adarsh Baalak’ (pun intended, yet again)
Taran Adarsh Balak pic.twitter.com/ol515ztIAf
— kray kray (@krazyfrog) July 25, 2014
20. Yes. Yes. YESSSS!
Last time I saw a Salman Khan’s movie which had a story, it was an Aamir Khan’s movie.
— T. (@HyderabadiChai) July 25, 2014
21. This has to be post movie trauma.
“Din me aati hun, raat ko nahi.” – Neend
— T. (@HyderabadiChai) July 25, 2014
Have you watched the movie? Have anything to say about it? We’re eager to know. Drop your comments right in the comment section below.
