UP Food and Drug Administration is up to no good.
The obviously sleeping through the years officials of UP Food and Drug Administration have surprisingly woken up from a decade long slumber & are no doubt, showing off that they are doing “some work” which includes, targeting brands that have been around since donkey’s years, giving food controversies a rise, staying in the limelight, creating an image of strict officials and earning under the table moolah from businesses. After finding lead and higher amounts of MSG in Maggi, the official of FSDA have now tested Mother Dairy’s milk samples. The results have found detergent in those milk samples.
“Results showed that the samples were sub-standard and one of the two contained detergent,” UP FDA official in Agra, Ram Naresh Yadav, told PTI.
Mother Dairy has of course, denied these charges.
Posted by Mother Dairy on Tuesday, June 16, 2015
To much surprise, this news has not shocked anybody. Thanks to the Maggi controversy! Moreover, twitterati is going berserk in sharing funny tweets, memes and pictures about the whole “finding detergent in Mother Dairy’s milk pouches”. Take a look.
1. Washing down a few drops of Mother Dairy milk can clean your language!
All you abusers should wash your mouths with milk! #MotherDairy
— The Oddfather (@TheOddfather101) June 17, 2015
2. Mother Dairy milk is multi-purpose!
#MotherDairy is healthy for you and your clothes. — Angad Singh Ranyal (@PiratedSardar) June 17, 2015
3. You must keep a check on your domestic help now.
Maid spotted having tea in bathroom. #MotherDairy
— Raj Thackeray (@Madan_Chikna) June 17, 2015
4. Sunny Leone had an actual bath in the movie. Here’s how!
Sunny Leone taking a Detergent bath. #MotherDairy pic.twitter.com/fd0Bo7aP7X — Sand-d Singh (@Sand_In_Deed) June 17, 2015
5. Nirma is an honest brand.
Doodh Si Safedi Nirma Se Aaye. Washing Powder Nirma. These Nirma Guys Were Always Right #MotherDairy
— प्रियम (@SecularTrainee) June 17, 2015
6. Consuming food and dairy has a different purpose now.
Using #MotherDairy to wash my clothes. Maggi to make my pencils. And, Haldirams to get my US visa. — Sorabh Pant (@hankypanty) June 17, 2015
7. Brands need to be pro-active now!
Waiting for Nirma’s ad agency to put out ‘proactive work’ claiming “Doodh si safedi, Yes Doodh mein safedi, No” #MotherDairy
— Vikramjit Singh (@Vikramjit_S) June 17, 2015
8. Sorry Shaktimaan!
“Doodh” si safedi, “Nirma” se aaye…. We took a lifetime to understand the real meaning of this jingle! #MotherDairy #Detergent — PaperSmith (@atamjeetsbawa) June 17, 2015
9. Mmm! Frothy matlab tastyyyy…
Let there be froth. #MotherDairy
— Wordilicious (@huh_watnow) June 17, 2015
10. Being clumsy has now no price to pay !
I accidentally dropped #MotherDairy milk on my Tshirt. Surprisingly, the Tshirt is cleaner now. — Adv8 (@advaitn) June 17, 2015
11. Waah, India!
Dove soap has milk and #MotherDairy milk has soap. Only in India
— Amit Jaiswal Jain (@ArkJaiswal) June 17, 2015
12. Shopkeeper, shopkeeper!
Me: bhaiya ek detergent ka packet dena. Shopkeeper: *gives #MotherDairy full cream packet.* Me: *comes home happily.* — D. (@bdheeraj) June 17, 2015
13. Finding the secret truth!
Hah! So this is why the coffee I make tastes like soap. #MotherDairy
— PuMa (@MissusHippie) June 17, 2015
14. What is U.P. up to?
It seems every revolution is starting from Uttar Pradesh. #bloody #MotherDairy — Miss_Me (@sonali_pinki) June 17, 2015
15. ‘Doodho Nahao’
I never knew that Hindi verse ‘Doodho Nahao’ was meant for #MotherDairy. Hey @CoMpLeXbAbA tu try kar.
— P-un-gal-baaz (@BalakNadan) June 17, 2015
16. Milk has multipurpose properties, we told you.
Don’t get them wrong, they are just trying to clean Amma’s ‘image’ with detergent… #MotherDairy pic.twitter.com/IJhVMxZPAx — The-Lying-Lama (@KyaUkhaadLega) June 17, 2015
17. Mother bahut Dairy hui hai!
Doodh mein detergent milne se Mother bahut Dairy huyi hai. #MotherDairy
— D. (@bdheeraj) June 17, 2015
18. A SwachBharat movement
So, I understand if the govt wants to clean up with #SwachBharat et al, but #MotherDairy has taken this too far. #soapgate — Delon (@Delomail) June 17, 2015
19. 3 steps to prepare a healthy meal!
@Tushar_Azzurri My recipe: Boil #Maggi in some soapy #motherdairy milk and top it with some worm-infested #cerelac. Voila! health food
— Penda Kung Fu (@yudhajit) June 16, 2015
20. What’s the scene!
F1: Doodh, what’s the scene with #MotherDairy ? F2: Milk-e batata hoon F2: I guess something like Ma-ghee F1: Okay Lassi what happens next. — Yash (@theyashbhardwaj) June 17, 2015
What do you have to say about the Mother Dairy controversy?