16 charges our parents make on us that we never understand!

You are charged for everything possible from going to college to watching TV at home? We feel you, bro! We love our parents, but not the things they say to us! We sort of now are accustomed to the charges they make on us for no rhyme or reason. No kidding, but we actually grew up with them. Didn’t we?

Here are 15 charges that our parents make on us that we never understood.

1. No Butter Naan! *With A Stingy Pinch On Your Hand From Underneath The Table*
Crime scene- You are in a family restaurant to have dinner with your family.

Your crime- You ordered a butter naan

Charge! No Butter naans, they are expensive. And we are not very rich.

Your take – You didn’t see that pinch coming. What big difference will two soft and buttery naans make?

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2. Puraanye Kapde Pehenne Se Koi Chota Nahi Ho Jata
Crime scene- You and your parents are deciding what you will wear at the next family function.

Your crime- You want to buy a new set of clothes for the upcoming function.

Charge! Tum koi hoor ki pari nai ho, we can’t afford to buy you new clothes every time!

Your take – You never thought you were some god of good looks, you will half-heartedly wear the old clothes.

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3. Roz Roz Bahar Ka Khaney Ki Kya Zaroorat Hai?
Crime scene- Your house

Your crime- You want to order butter chicken from the nearest take away restaurant.

Charge! Tum koi ameerzaadey nahi ho jo roz roz bahar se khana khao. Chup chap daal sabzi khao or sojao apney kamrey main.

Your take – You feel confused. You don’t know if you should share one of your wishes with your parents the next time or not.

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4. We gave you a computer on your birthday. Now we can’t afford a birthday party.
Crime scene- Grrr! Your house

Your crime- You want to take your friends out on your birthday

Charge! We gave you a computer on your birthday. Now we can’t afford a birthday party.

Your take- You take your friends out for a samosa party instead.

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5. Kitney samajhdaar hai uske bachchey. Ek humarey hi nikammey nikle
Setting- Grrr! Your house

Your crime- You just entered the house after college and your mother just heard about her friend’s kids.

Charge! Kitney samajhdaar hai uske bachchey. Ek humarey hi nikammey nikle. Aao Khana kha lo

Your take- You eat quietly. Thinking you should come home in the evening instead.

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6. Paise bachao or bus se office jao. Auto se roz jaaney ki kya zarurat hai? Koi auto sharing friend bana lo.
Crime scene- Your house. You are about to leave for college.

Your crime- You asked for money to go in an auto.

Charge! Paise bachao or bus se office jao. Auto se roz jaaney ki kya zarurat hai? Koi auto sharing friend bana lo. Kitney log auto se jatey hai.

Your take- You angrily leave without taking the money.

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7. Kitney chotey kapde hai ye. Log kya bolenege?
Crime scene- You are about to leave for college.

Your crime- You are wearing the new skirt you shopped online

Charge! You can’t wear a short skirt in college. Kids go to study in college, not to flaunt their legs. Change you darned clothes! Now!

Your take- You don’t understand the logic, still you leave wearing salwaar kameez, stuffing your skirt and top in your bag. You will definitely change your clothes in the ladies room.

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8. Is saal paas ho kar dikha dega toh main ladoo chadaungi mandir mein
Crime scene- Of course, home!

Your crime- You are playing FIFA on your computer.

Charge! Your parents haven’t seen you studying at all and they are sure you are going to flunk in exams this year.

Your take- You are off for group studies later at night. Of course you will play FIFA with friends.

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9. Kabhi Apni Maa Ko Phone Kar Liya Karo Nalayak. Pyaar Kartey Hai Hum Tumsey.
Crime scene- Of course, home! Your mum misses you, but the way she puts it is funny and hilarious.

Your crime- You are studying in your room.

Charge! You don’t love your family.

Your take- You give her a call the next day to prove you love your family.

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10. Hum Jab Tumhare Jitney The Raat Ko Daddy Ke Darr Se Ghar Par Hi Rehte The. Or Tumarhi Awaragiri Khatam Hi Nahi Hoti
The death stare!

Crime scene- You just stepped in your house late at night.

Your crime- You were having a good time at a friend’s house.

Charge! You don’t respect your parents. You are a misfit. You are not serious in life and so on…

Your take- You quietly walk into your room.

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11. Din-Raat Phone Pe Lagey Rahogey Toh Sar Mein Dard Hi Hoga
Crime scene- Your home sweet home.

Your crime- You are having a splitting headache.

Charge! You have been seen talking and chatting on the phone a lot. So headaches are normal and should be in your damn routine.

Your take- You tell yourself it is tough to understand your parents.

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12. BEECH aka You bitch! Burger aka Bugger!
Crime scene- Your home sweet home.

Your crime- Your mum heard you talking on the phone and saying a few ‘wrong’ words to your girlies.

Charge! Stop talking like you are a brat. You Beech. (She doesn’t know if she should stretch the word or stress on it in anger. Hence Bitch becomes BEECH) I can talk in English too!

Your take- Your mum just abused you in English. You go into your room not believing it.

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13. Ye jo tum gaanye suntey ho na unhi se dimaag kharaab hota hai. Tujey koi galat aadatey to nahi lag gayi?
Crime scene- Your home sweet home.

Your crime- You just got a tattoo and have started to keep long locks. Besides that, you were listening to some crunchy metal songs in her presence.

Your take- You can believe your parents can be so innocent. You can’t stop smiling with irritation.

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14. Gaadi dheeray chalao. Koi race lag rahi hai kya? Dheerey chalao. Dhoom 4 ke actor nahi banogey tum.

Crime scene- On the streets, in your car.

Your crime- You are driving too fast for them.

Your take- You will slow down to please your parents.

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15. Tum hum se pyaar nahi kartey
Crime scene- home!

Your crime- You are chilling in your room.

Your take- You dunno how to explain you do love them. You sit silently and listen to all her complaints.

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16. Khana banana toh seekh lo. Shaadi ke baad humari naak kataogi?
Crime scene- home!

Your crime- You dunno how to cook

Your take- Alert! Thinker’s block!

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If you just got charged with a new reason, share in the comments section below! :D

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