Sometimes, simplest of the invitations for ‘eating out at a diner’ could go mistaken for a date. Gosh! Remember, when you dressed up your best to meet your special friend to later find out that they never thought anything special about that evening? Ouch! Signs can misunderstood and to help you figure out if it is a date or not, twitterati is tweeting about #ItsNotADateIf. Here are 15 tweets which you should read to never mistake a lunch party for a date lunch.
1. Beware of the wrath of Sajid Khan movies!
#ItsNotADateIf he takes you to watch a Sajid Khan movie. That’s not a date that’s a subtle divorce conversation.
— Sapan Verma (@sapanv) May 22, 2015
2. She is in love with her ex! Alert! Friend-zone ahead.
#ItsNotADateIf she keeps talking about her exs. I need to learn how to get out of such situations. :O @thetrulymadly — Sahil Khan (@sahilk) May 22, 2015
3. Carry your wallet always!
#ItsNotADateIf the bill arrives and he rushes to the washroom at the same time.
— Sapan Verma (@sapanv) May 22, 2015
4. Engineers have no scope!
#ItsNotADateIf you are an engineer — sn J (@oothikicha) May 22, 2015
5. If she did not think of shaving her underarms for you, she did not think it was a date.
#ItsNotADateIf She is wearing a sleeveless dress and while dancing with her, her underarm hair are waving and smiling at you
— Ra_Bies (@Ra_Bies) May 22, 2015
6. “The bill was just too much! Never going to that bar, again.”
#ItsNotADateIf on your way back, the only thing you can’t stop thinking of is the bill. — This guy, zabardasti (@AskThePankazzzz) May 22, 2015
7. *Splash water on his face saying, “You can do this!”
#ItsNotADateIf the loo breaks are all the peace you get.
— This guy, zabardasti (@AskThePankazzzz) May 22, 2015
8. Never mix pleasure with business!
#ItsNotADateIf He shakes hands, pulls out a laptop and earnestly runs you through a presentation on a MLM scheme till your eyes glaze over. — Kiran Manral (@kiranmanral) May 22, 2015
9. If they are not fun!
#ItsNotADateIf you’re literally any of the Brontës but Anne. pic.twitter.com/U336R3PiVL
— Penguin Books India (@PenguinIndia) May 22, 2015
10. Yoga pants are sexy only on Instagram, in the park or a yoga center.
#ItsNotADateIf she comes wearing yoga pants. @thetrulymadly — Ira Trivedi (@iratrivedi) May 22, 2015
11. He likes you, but he will never go on a date with you.
#ItsNotADateIf you get sister-zoned in the end.
— Ranjani Nagarajan (@RanjaniNRajan) May 22, 2015
12. Foodgasm can be the meanest thing ever!
#ItsnotaDateif you’re only Instagramming the food. — Not Humerous but (@TheHumerus) May 21, 2015
13. When they haven’t given you a specific date!
#ItsADateIf we call it 21st May. #ItsNotADateIf we call it Thursday.
— Priyodit Sharma (@PriyoditS) May 21, 2015
14. When this tragedy happens…
#ItsNotADateIf her ex comes to pick up after….and offers you a lift — CurateMarondera| Pha (@toQsic) October 15, 2014
15. Definitely, not date!
#ItsNotADateIf she says “im not staying long i need to go help my mom with something in 15mins”
— CurateMarondera| Pha (@toQsic) October 15, 2014
We hope this helps! :P
