7 cheesy Holi songs which could be swapped for sex songs

Holi and cheesy Bollywood songs have a deeper connection in any Bollywood movie, just like, a bikini babe in a poorly made film. Male actors too desperate to spread colours all over their female counterparts’ bodies look no less than half rapists and while the actresses try to pretend to be classy, they too reach a point wherein they look like rel desperate house-wives. Here we bring to you 7 cheesy Bollywood songs with really embarrassing lyrics, dance moves and stories.

1. Ang se ang lagana sajan…

Juhi Chawla giving hints to Sunny Deol and Sunny’s failing attempts to dance with his troop… Oh Gawd! Give us a break! Plus WTF is ang se ang laagan?



2. Aaj na chodenge bas humjoli khelenge hum holi… 

Note the lyrics, “Chaahey bheegey teri chunariya, chaahe bheegey choli, Khelenge hum Holi”. So it in deed sounds like the boy has zero care for the girl and the girl too is shameless. 

aaj na chhodenge

3. Do me a favour, let’s play holi

Who the fuck asks to play Holi like that and in that voice which can really make people mistake you for a rapists?



lets play holi
I heard that, you lame ass chick


4. Rang Barse se

This celebrated song the most outrageous lyrics!

rang barse


5. Balam Pichkari

Am I right? Are they singing that the Bhabhi has gotten pregnant with the pichkari?





6. Chhaan ke Mohalla – Action Replay (2010)

Heights of desperation!



7. Lahu Munh Lag Gaya

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lahu muh lag gaya


Bollywood really knows how to make Holi celebration based songs out of the songs sung by pervert back benchers in a class room.