10 thoughts that creep into our minds while we enjoy taking a dump

The best time of our lives every day is the time when we are happily taking our daily dump. Aaaahhh! Life is goo-oo-ood! The world seems perfect after a hefty amount of poop is released as we check our Facebook notifications, & read articles, magazines, or the newspapers. When we forget to take any of these to keep us busy in the restroom, we take a deep dive into our thoughts.

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1. Wow! Water is colourless and still we can see it. How?touching water

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2. Look! The tiles together make a great sunflower.solarDancingSunflower

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3. The crack in the tile is in the shape of a devil. Gosh! Toilets can be spooky.scared gif

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4. Ta-da-da da! *a drop of water falls into the washbasin! Ta-da-da-da! *a drop of water falls into the toilet bowl! And you think to yourself, “I can become a music composer, I think!”

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5. Who made the first bird, the earth, the universe, the oceans! Damn, I should have studied at school. 

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6. “Papa toh aaj kal bohat daant tey hai. Aaj toh ladaai hogi meri unse.”

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7. “After pooping, I will get to work.”

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8. Wow! The big piece of shit instantly fell into the bowl. Ya-ya! I didn’t dirty the bowl this time. #GrandSuccesshappy

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9. Today I will apply for a better job. Oh god how much I hate my boss!

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10. Where have you been all my l-i-i-i-i-f-e? Where have you been all my l-i-i-i-i-f-e?” (singing continues) Thinking to one self, “I should try singing as a career option, I guess!”christian bale

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If your mind wanders somewhere else,  do let us know what it thinks about while you are enjoying taking a dump.

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